18th January: Bentley Motors founded, Government Minister of Trade, Algernon Percival claims: 'This Company has no future, how can it survive with less than £2000 capital?'
25th January: The League of Nations is founded. Statement given from Government heads: 'This organisation will prevent future wars, and become the guiding body for world peace!'
5th February: Charlie Chaplin, Mary Pickford, Douglas Fairbanks, and D.W. Griffith launch United Artists. Gifford Hillary said: 'There are too many film companies already, this one cannot survive the talking movies era!'
14th February: Einstein and Marić married in January 1903, and in May 1904 the couple's first son, Hans Albert Einstein, was born in Bern, Switzerland. Their second son, Eduard, was born in Zurich in July 1910. In 1914, Einstein moved to Berlin, while his wife remained in Zurich with their sons. Marić and Einstein divorced on 14 February 1919, having lived apart for five years. 'Now I can get back to what matters, my work.'
29th May: Observation of shifted star positions during a solar eclipse confirms Albert Einstein's Theory of relativity. Government Minister Anton Churchill claimed this was all nonsense.
21st June: Admiral Ludvig von Reuter scuttles the German fleet in Scapa Flow, Orkney. The nine sailors killed were the last casualties of the First World War. William Gordon Brown, British Government Minister claimed: 'This last action of the world war, ensure that Germany will never again become a military danger to its neighbours''
28th June: The Treaty of Versailles is signed, ending World War I with Germany. David Lloyd George, Georges Clemenceau and Woodrow Wilson, declared the Treaty will ensure peace in Europe for a hundred years.
19th August: Afghanistan gains independence from the United Kingdom. Government Minister Wilfred Pickles said: 'We are leaving Afghanistan in a much better financial condition than we found it in, I am sure this country will join the peace loving Nations of the world as an ally for the future!'
12th November: Corporal Adolf Hitler was ordered in September 1919 to investigate a small group in Munich known as the German Workers' Party. The use of the term 'workers' attracted the attention of the German Army which was now involved in crushing Marxist uprisings. On September 12, dressed in civilian clothes, Hitler went to a meeting of the German Workers' Party in the back room of a Munich beer hall, with about twenty five people. He reported the party was of no danger to the Country.
28th November: Lady Astor is elected to be the first female member of the Parliament of the United Kingdom. Albert Harriman, Government Minister stated in the London Evening News: 'There will be no stopping them now, and the Nation will eventually lose its morals as children will be bought up by strangers, this is the start of the end!"
29th November: I, Auberon Michaels, wicker bottom chair repairer of the Parish of Nottingham, recorded this document, and placed it in a cannon shell casing, and buried it in the Town Square, for future folk to find it.