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Thursday, 24 June 2010


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image for Phrases into 1950's Nottingham Slang Definition Nottingham Forest Football Ground

Our intrepid Reporter, Skoda Estelle driving Inchcock Chambers recalls his memories of the unique speech patterns, inflections, and choice of words used by his fellow Nottinghamians:

Go away - Geroff

What would you like? - Wodayowant?

In trouble with the teacher - Yer inferitnar

A friend - Mate, chum or mucker

Would you like to engage with me in fisticuffs? - Purumup!

Do you understand? - See worrimean?

How are you going? - Ayup miduck!

I disagree! - I'll nut you one!, or Screw you!

I do not know - Dunno

Stop! - Givova!

Is it not? - Innit?

I'm going to church - Gonna Chapel

I beg your pardon? - Yerwot?

Being silly - Tomfoolery

I am surprised! - Gerraway!

What would you like? - Woderuwant?

I did not carry out these actions! - I dintdoit!

I think you are wrong! - Soddu mate!

I like it - Good innit

I have ran out of money - Am skint

Here you are & Eeyar

Sweets: Dudoos

Lollipops: Suckers

It is broken - It's brock

Toffees - Tuffehs

Hello my friend - Ayupmiduck

Horses - Bobbos

Soft or Weak - Nesh

Hurry - Mak'aste

My Mother - Ah Mam

Can I have a ride on your bicycle crossbar? - Giz a kroggeh

Can you give me a look? - Gizza a gozz?

A weak drink - Mazzi-watter

Under the infuence of alcohol - Bladdered

Laugh quietly - Chuckle

Very pleased - Reet chuffed

Fell over - Went arse-over-tits

Pregnant - Up the Duff

Be quiet - Shutyergob

Are you in good health my friend? - Owya goinonn then serri?

Can you direct me to the public house? - Wairza booza?

It's cold today isn't it? - Intitt koad?

I don't believe you! - Gerraht!

Do you want something? - Wottjowant?

Can I have some? - Gizzabitt

Can I have a turn? - Gizzago

Your Mother shall hear of this! - Gonna tellumam

It was not very good! - It wer krap!

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