Written by armfeetandtoe

Friday, 18 June 2010

image for Tourettes Monthly Gazette you Wa*@kers The Rev markus Bignut

This month, I visited the South London branch of Tourettes for f@ckin justice.

I spoke to Adam Merdishit about his imprisonment (twat)

"I was only nicked for SHOUTING!!!!! at a police officer...CCCUUU*****NNNTTTT!!! And they had me up in court!

"I'm standing in the F@CKIINGGG!! dock and the Judge says have you anything to say....So I says, FU*K ALL YOUR HONOUR!

"And he says to my brief, what did he say!! and my brief says, fu*k all your hounor, and the judge says, I could have sworn he said something! So I shouted, you dozy old bastard! and the Judge slams down his hammer and says 3 years!!

"Yet again, one of our members has been locked up for fu*king swearing at a dozy old c*nt in a wig, where is the justice in that?"

Next month, I will be visiting the Rt Reverend Markus Bignut who has given many sermons without any problems.

When I asked how he coped, he said;

"They are all old deaf wa*nkers that sleep through most of the f*cking service "

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