This is indeed good news for BP and the World. Lady Godiva's 4th grade students, in Canada have come up with a solution to the Oil Spill.
Unaware of the World News, these 9 and 10 year old Rural Canadians were asked to design a ROBOT on large 'graph paper' (the one with with squares). They were asked to figure out their Robot's area and perimeter (something some of The Spoof Writers couldn't do....) and then write a paper on their Robot's special powers, its food, power source etc.
Many students designed an OIL DRINKING Robot without even discussing this with their peers.
Out of the mouths of babes, as they say.
Lady Godiva is sending the Robot designs to B.P. in the hopes that her students will, indeed, be able to 'help the World', which IS the dream of many of her students. Not ALL...because some just wish to grow up to 'kill and maim'.
Rest asssured....Lady Godiva has been 'compiling a list and has been keeping notes on the majority of her students 'for a number or years'.
Sad to say, a couple of her most violent 9 and 11 year olds, from wayyyyyyy back, are now in jail.
Lady G. says that she wished she could have done more for these students in an effort to steer them away from crime........but isn't that what most Serial Killers' and Criminals'Grade School teachers say.
Such is life! Sad but true. We often see the signs.....but we FEEL and KNOW we ARE so helpless. No one believes us until it's too late. AND THAT IS THE TRUTH - SPOOF OR NO SPOOF.