Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones, both of Cargo Fleet, Middlesbrough, N.E. England, were recently interviewed regarding their opinions on the recent news out of NASA outlining the devestation that could be wreaked on Earth when the Sun sends out solar flares, when it 'rouses from its sleep' in 2013.
Takwana was quoted as saying,
"Well, 'ell's freakin' bells, A just read, in tha' 'The Spoof'thing , coz I'm 'ooked on that online thingy now...well A read that this bleeding idiot Weinland, or Weinstone, or summit' says tha' God talks to 'im and told 'im the Werld will end in 2012.
Sorry, but that's just abso-bloody-lutely stupid. God doesn' talk to people. That Weinland fella must be men'al or summi'. 'Es 'earin' freaking voices fer Christ's sake.
Anyways, Arm not cer'n about those NASA fellas eether coz they think they're ded gud an' all tha'. They're just bleed'n nerds. Arm not worried at all coz...... well Arm jus' no', am A?"
Anitakapita joined the conversation,
"Wo' the bleeding 'ell does NASA stand for anyways? NERDS ARE SUCH A***HOLES is wo' me and Takwana think- in'i like? Y'know warra mean like? Sh*' A sed ,the werd 'like' agen didna? Our lad keeps tellin' me A say 'like' a lo'. A didn' realize A did. Burra do don' A? Sh*t. Gorra tell 'im 'e's righ'. F***. A 'ay' i' wen 'e's bleedin' righ'."
"Well Arl talk abou' tha' ferst qweschin abou' the Sun an' stuff. Wo' the 'ell do the writers a' The Sun know? A read tha' paper a lo'. Those fellas are just trying to scare us coz they wanna sell a load o' candles for when the ligh's go owt,. righ'? Arm be'n tha' they own a candle fac'ry.
A also read - coz A can read y'know - A read tha' we're s'posed to lern 'ow to wri' letter agen, to keep in touch like, coz when the solar thingies cum down from the Sun, all electronicalizedationed stuff won't werk anymore.
Tha's ded funny in'i'? Coz our lad isn't electroicalizedationed an' 'e doesn' bloody werk now."
Anitakapita continued, "Yeah! Too bloody righ'. Our lad don't werk now eether. 'E's just lended 'is cousin's car for a coupla days coz 'e sed 'e's gonna go an' look fer werk. Really, though, 'e's goin' over t'France through tha' Chunnel thingy t'try an' smuggle sum cheap booze in, t'flog to 'is mates."
The girls were wandering off topic so the interview ended here before they said anything to 'incrimate their lads'.