We recently caught up with Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones, of Cargo Fleet Middlesbrough and asked their views on the recent Oil Rig explosion and resulting pollution of the ocean.
Takwana spoke first, "Ee! Well Arm gobsmacked! All that oil spilling into the waters. Arm sure that a' school A lernd that oil floats on water. A can't see the big problem meself. Just get some ded gud kitchen rolls an' sop it all up right. Yer know wo' a mean?"
"Christ, our lad's amazing, coz 'e sed, just mix it wiv vinegar an' a few Italian sprices an' then yers cud bo'lle
i' and sell i' for salad dressing. Right?"
More of this when the writer, Lady G. returns from the theatre.