Written by Lady Godiva

Saturday, 5 June 2010

image for Susan Boyle is rooting for Chandi in BGT final Chandi's alter ego-Subo is rooting for her in BGT final

It is reported that Susan Boyle is indeed rooting for Chandi, the dancing dog, in tonight's BGT final.

When asked, "Why?" Susan replied,

"Och, well you know A always root for the underdog. Seems to me, from wo' A have hear, that poor wee Chandi has had a bit o' a rough life, aye. A am so pleased that the bonnie wee lassie, Tina, came into Chandi's life and loves her tae death.

You know how A feel about ma wee 'Pebbles'. Pebbles canna perform or anythin' but she's the love o' ma life. A can sure understand Tina an' how proud she must be o' Chandi.

A just hope Chandi doesn't get TOO uptight, it being the Final as yae know. I do hope she stays cool, calm an' collected. A am quite sure Tina will have Chandi's best interests a' heart.

Indeed, Chandi is so lucky tae have Tina. A went tae a lo' o' tha' stuff by maself when A was auditioning for BGT. No' even a brother, sister or cousin would come wi' me.

Aye, bu' they're all 'round me now like flies round a pile o' shit' - Oops! Pardon ma wee slip back there.(giggle) A didna mean to be so rude.(giggle)

Anyhoo! Gud luck to Chandi. Arf, woof! That's dogie language for 'Gud luck', in case yae were wonderin'. (giggle)

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