Written by Charpa93

Friday, 4 June 2010

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Rush Limbaugh is getting married for the fourth time this weekend and he wants privacy. So much so that he wrote the following to Page2Live in Palm Beach:

"We try to live our lives as normal people. We do NOT seek media attention, we do not want it, especially for this. It is very special, obviously, and we just don't want any media attention."

Try to read that paragraph without laughing out loud. I dare you. Rush Limbaugh has said publicly that he does not seek media attention, he does not want it.

Well, this is a first. Rush Limbaugh doesn't want media attention. He just wants to be left alone, to be treated normal just like everyone else. What should we do then? Should we honor his request? I'll go first. I promise never again to listen to anything Rush Limbaugh has to say. I'll go so far as to pretend he doesn't exist. See how easy it is to lie just like Rush?

Rush Limbaugh is too damned obnoxious to be normal and he's not going to get his wish. There are many, many people who see this 4th marriage as an opportunity to go after him with pens and really, I think he wants it that way, otherwise he wouldn't plead for us not to.

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