Written by Lady Godiva

Saturday, 29 May 2010

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Spoof writer 'Nae mair crap', has just achieved, what was hitherto thought to be impossible. Nae mair wrote a 39 word sentence in a recently written article about the Queen's speech.

How it got by the 'editorial' staff' is a mystery to other writers as there was supposed to be a cap of 23 words per sentence.

It has been speculated by other writers that Nae mair slipped this one through using the time difference as a cover. Nae mair crap is rumoured to be vacationing in Australia, which is a long way away from The Spoof offices.

It is believed that no-one was 'on duty' at the time of the article was published, but will 'stay' on site because it is pretty clever.

As a result of Nae mair crap's achievement, the 23 word sentence 'limit' for Spoof Writers' sentences is being reconsidered.

Good on ya' Crappy me ol' mate!!!

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