Written by Lady Godiva

Wednesday, 26 May 2010

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So, Arsenal players have proved to be just as greedy as many others. They could have 'kept it down a bit' for the sake of their fans instead of 'chanting out' for their bonuses after the game - words which echoed down the tunnels.

It's rumoured that rather than go and meet with fans after the big win, they ran to grab their cheques and ducked out of a side door, ignoring the thousands waiting to shake hands with their beloved football players.

Sad really. Don't they know where most of that money comes from? Next they'll be 'charging' for autographs and asking to be paid for posing with fans for photos.

Already highly paid, they should be, in my humble opinion, celebrating by playing a few charity games around the area, free for fans who cannot afford the price of tickets to watch them play live during the season.

No, they'll probably all be flying to sunny climes to laze about, treating themselves to new 'bling' and more tattoos whilst checking their stocks and shares on the internet.

Aah! But what the hell do I know? I'm a Man. U. fan.
Perhaps I am just suffering from a case of 'Sour Grapes'!

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