Written by Knowles

Wednesday, 26 May 2010

God help us, the 80's beat machine singer, Rick Astley wants to make a comeback, but are we ready for it.

Rick, remember that redhead nice boy with the funny dance? Your forgiven if you can't as its been nearly 20 years after he quit the music industry - cynical, exhausted and fed up with fame he has decided to have another crack at the big time. Oh brother! He looks old, wrinkled and crinkly.

Now let's look back at the hits of Astley....hmmm there was Never Gonna Give You Up, Together Forever and Hold Me In Your Arms, did I miss one?

Today the older Astley has become a cult sensation thanks to the internet so far it has had around 50 million hits, a link of him performing Never Gonna Give You Up.

The self confessed bludger says since 1993 he's been doing bugger all and says it's amazing how time flies when you haven't got an actual job.

The one time pin-up boy recently supported Peter Kay on his 20-date sell-out show at Manchester's MEN Arena, and they say the crowds have been positive enough to convince Rick to release Lights Out, a self-penned song and his first single since 1993.

God, are we ready for the return of the man? Well sales will tell!Self Confessed Bludger - Rick Astley Wants To Comeback - Oh No!

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