Written by Lady Godiva

Sunday, 23 May 2010

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Princess Beatrice and Princess Eugeenie may be losing their guards very soon.

Apparently it is costing the country a small fortune to have bodyguards for these two 'cuties' 24/7. Bodyguards who are not even doing their jobs. For example: Princess's car stolen from under their noses, mugging of a Princess.

How on earth do these highly paid bodyguards keep their jobs?

The Princesses are thrilled at the notion that they may soon be 'set free' to act like 'normal' people. They just can't wait to PARRRRRTEEEEE!

The money saved from not having to pay for bodyguards could be put to much BETTER use by opening a 'Youth Club' in under-serviced areas around Britain.

The Princesses are both available to 'cut ribbons' at opening ceremonies of such facilities if approached.

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