Written by Lady Godiva

Saturday, 22 May 2010

image for Chubby Brown's comments on Subo site auction, won today by The Red Scarf Brigade The auction WAS a bloody joke

Ee! Well what the f**k can A say? Those bloody loonies 'ave gone an' dunnit 'aven' they. Freaking nobs.

They've obviously go' more freaking money than sense. Well, we all knew that afore didn' we lads 'n' lasses. Course we did. Little ar**w***s.

A did 'ear that they are thanking bloody god coz HE 'eeded their prayers' - or so the bloody crazies believe. Christ! They need a bloody reality check.

PRAYING to the AIR, that proves they are frigging loonies. 'Oo the 'ell do they think is listenin' when they get down on bended knees and start mumbling stuff?

Christ, if they DO believe in a god of any sorts, wouldn' yer think that 'e'd be too f*****g busy sortin' owt wars an' stuff, than puttin' any effort into 'elping those buggers win a freaking auction to buy some stupid effing site that they are all on in the ferst place.

Arm wonderin' why they didn't just save their freaking money an' set up a bran' new site.

Lunatics is too kinda word fer 'em. Tha' just 'disses' the true freaking loonies out there.

Well. We'll just sit back an' see wo' the f**k 'appens

Talk te yers later!"

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