Christ! Can you f***ing believe it. Some dozy members of the RSB (Red Scarf Brigade aka Subo Fanatics) have gone and bought Harrods (with an 'H').
What the f**k is 'appening to the werld. I always like to do a bi' o' shopping with our lass when we go to the Smoke, especially in Harrods.
Arm in two minds whether to bloody bother anymore. Sh*t those deranged women 'ave enough money, or so I 'ear, and I sure 'as 'ell aren't goin' to be givin 'em any o' my 'ard earned bleeding dosh.
A read about sum o' the stuff the'll be peddlin' an all. F*****g photos of themselves and autographed ones at that.
Oo do they bloody well think they are?
A think A will go down for a laugh on Openin' Day tho'. Get a microphone and roam the store telling jokes. A won't even charge for me services. Arl do it for free. That'll tern the air perpl won't it. See, the air will be RED and my jokes will be BLUE....so the air will be PERPL in 'onour of sum of my favourite Subo fans.
Go perple teams! Go! Yer a grand bunch!