Written by Lady Godiva

Thursday, 6 May 2010

image for Chubby Brown comments on latest article by Lady Godiva Are doctors to blame for how Hitler turned out

Well hell's bells. Who the 'ell does Lady G. think she is talking about and why the f**k is she botherin' to waste 'er time talking about a freaking loony like Hitler, who, by the way, we know is long gone at 'is own freaking hand.

Meself, A think she's off her head. So - Adolf is now NOT to blame for all the crap in the 2nd World War. His doctors are being blamed.

Seems Adolf was an ordinary fella when 'e was young. 'E 'ad a dad who loved booze more than 'e loved Adolf. Boo freaking Hoo. He's not the only one to 'ave come from, -oh what the f**k do they call 'em....'disfunctional 'omes'.....

Yer can't keep using that as a bleeding excuse for those t***s who are mass murderers, rapists etc.

Christ, some of 'em come from good 'omes...they're just twisted buggers.

See! A know Lady G. and she always sees the good in folk. Hell, she even sees the good in ME.

There MAY be summit in what she says about Adolf....but.....
excusez-moi (that's French by the way) ......don't forget SHE'S been certified twice herself.

All A can say is, 'aving talked with 'er.....she's a good egg and never means to offend anyone....just wants the truth to come out.

You go Lady G. I might not agree with all the stuff you say....but 'ells bells....you'd give our lass a run for 'er money. Yes, our lass as a big gob on 'er. Well she 'as to 'ave doesn't she.....to put up with me? A love 'er to bits.

I've a warm place in my heart for Lady G. too.

What the f**k was I talking about? Balls! Who cares?

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