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Wednesday, 5 May 2010

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Top Ten Tricks Magician David Copperfield Is Reduced To Doing For Kid's Birthday Parties


10. Magically removes a wad of wax from a kid's ear.

9. Makes balloon poodles out of special ribbed balloons.

8. Shows them how they can magically disappear by closing their eyes.

7. Saws Gumby in half and magically puts him back together!

6. The magically sudden appearance of the Manhattan Bird!

5. Shows the kids how to be an ambulance, by blinking their eyes really fast while screaming!

4. "How to rope and hog tie a baloney dog!"

3. "Where In My Pants is Mr. White Snake ?"

2. "Magically picks the card kids picked, the Jack of Clubs...out of whole deck of 'Jack of Clubs'!

1. New Alchemy Trick: Watch for five minutes as Magician turns beer into gold!

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