Written by Lady Godiva

Monday, 19 April 2010

image for Chubby Brown speaks out about Iceland and Morrisons as well as Takwana & Anitakapita Baby Ga Ga and Melandona, both from Cargo Fleet kick the ball around

Chubby Brown his laughing his head off at the goings on of the two women from Cargo Fleet, Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones.

"Ee, A didn't believe folk could be so f*****g stupid. Covered in bling, gobs on 'em like sailors. Arv been in Morrisons, thast's where me and our lass do most of our shoppin yer know. We go early with the posh wankers to avoid the snotty-nosed, screaming little bastards who can't get dragged to Morrisons till their mam's get our of their fart sacks.

The kids 'ave queer names like 'Modonna',Baby Ga Ga, Tahini-bloody-kaka, and Cher. Bloody 'ell, what 'appened to Anne, Margaret, Elizabeth etc.

Criminal it is, the way they drag their kids up too. And the language they use when speaking to their f******g kids. Christ, it even makes MY 'air curl.

As for Iceland, Arm not totally ignorant. A know its a country tha' as loads of shops over 'ere as well.

Ey, those two dozy t***s think they're going to an opera for Christs sake. Clean knickers my eye. They probably don't even own a pair between 'em.

Ah can't wait to see what the buggers'll come out with next. Arm thinking of 'doing them' in me stage show, if yer know wo' A mean."

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