Written by Cal Jennings

Friday, 16 April 2010

image for Birchers and Tea Partiers Protest Against Cal-el John F. McManus with mustache disguise he uses to spy on suspectied Commies

John Birch Society and Tea Party leaders recently announced that they are planning a protest of D.C. Comics and TheSpoof.com to denounce Superman as an American symbol.

John F. McManus sent the following letter to TheSpoof.com:

Dear TheSpoof.com,

You have a Commie Socialist Red working at your newspaper. Just look at his uniform. He wears a red cape that flaps in the wind like a Commie flag. On his shirt is a red S that clearly stands for either Stalin or sickle. The red pants means he wants to spread his Communist seed, and the red boots, means he's a GAY Communist! He has been found supporting government health care, which is clearly a Socialist program. He was also spotted mentioning Obama in a good light. He clearly promotes Communism!

We are recommending that all our members cease reading TheSpoof.com lest they become influenced by Commie Marxist Socialist agenda. If you think we blue blooded Americans are going to allow another RED blooded British invasion, you have another thing coming to you! Just look at his uniform. He's a disgrace to America! The health care program has already destroyed America and we will not let some fagot in tights sully its good name! Besides, he's an illegal alien. Do you think he can fool us by changing the first letter of his name from a K to a C? Our well armed Tea Party militia members will kick your lime drinking arses again if you don't watch yourselves. You'd better fire that writer "Cal-el" if you know what's good for you before he turns the U.S. into Commie Socialist Marxist Nazi Amerika! He has been spotted on YouTube, which is half Communist as evidenced by the RED "Tube." As far as that goes, you have a lot of RED on your page, you limey Socialist bastards. Tell your buddies at D.C. Comics they didn't fool us one bit by changing the colors to maroon in the movie! I'll bet you and that damn D.C. Comics have a deal to destroy the fine country we fought and died for that's financed by the Ruskies! You'd better find some Kryptonite and FAST if you know what's good for you!


John F. "I'm a BLUE blood. I don't bleed RED!" McManus
The John Birch Society President

It is said that a Tea Party leader tried to send a message to TheSpoof.com as well, but was unable to spell his or her name to log in.

The protest events are being planned, but they have to check their schedule to see when Fred Phelps of Westboro Baptist Church has openings to lead the protests. He is currently busy harassing the families of dead miners in West Virginia.

Keep watch on future articles of TheSpoof.com for the protest schedules when they are released.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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