Written by WhoAreYouAll

Friday, 9 April 2010

A long ass time ago, people were afraid of penises. So afraid of them, that they labeled sex evil and declared condoms immoral.

Since then, a lot of sexual revolutions have passed and people learned that sex is natural. Or so I thought.

A couple of days ago my fundamentalist Christian friend (I don't know why, don't ask) told me that condoms are the most immoral use for rubber. Naturally, I told him I could think of 5 more uses for rubber much more immoral than condoms.

So here it is.

Rubber Dildos - Used to choke prostitutes and to stick it into a woman(or a man pretending to be a woman)'s pooper. Rarely ever fun if you're a straight man. Avoid if drunk.

High End Sex Dolls - Made of rubber, A high end sex doll looks like a woman except it doesn't make you dinner, clean your clothes, or do the laundry.

Flesh Light - Look at High End Sex Dolls.

Giant Latex Sex Costumes - Kinda Self-Explanatory

Rubber Bands - "I use a rubber band on my penis when I have sex. How bad is that?? Does that cause trouble?? What kind???"

So as you see fundamentalist Christians regular sex should be by far the least of your worries.

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