Written by Lady Godiva

Thursday, 11 March 2010

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Beck's is getting excited. Yes Becks is getting excited about the game with Man. U. He's been jumping up and down on his bed for ages.

"Arm so excited A can 'ardly contain meself. I just 'ope A don't do sumfin' stupid when A see some of me old mates again. A don't wanna cry wiv emotion coz den A wouldn't be able to see de ball would A?"

"Ar've already been told not t'do too much 'ugging coz it doesn't do de game's name any good, but arm so excited arm not making any promises.

"Arm just 'oping I remember which team arm on and don't go kicking the ball the wrong way. That's mah biggest worry at de moment."

"Arve dun sum special trainin'. In sum of owr trainin' sessions, team-mates 'ave been dressing in Man. U. jerseys and Arve been playing agenst'em trying to get used to it."

"Ah fink it'll be all righ' on he big day. Fingers crossed."

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