Written by SPECTRUM

Friday, 12 February 2010

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Dr Dolittle met up with Skippy the Bush Kangaroo in Australia today and he was not a happy Kangaroo.

"I want to make one thing perfectly clear" said Skippy "I don't want to be called Skippy The Bush Kangaroo I never supported George Bush in any way so I want this bloody silly song changed to Skippy The Brave Kangaroo"

It was clear that Skippy was not a happy bunny I mean Kangaroo as he then went on to launch an astonishing attack on Rolf Harris.

"Look at this mate they have tied me down to a tree every were I go I am tied down and its all because off Rolf Harris and that song TIE ME KANGAROO DOWN SPORT,TIE ME KANGAROO DOWN"

Dr Dolittle released Skippy and he hopped away minutes later.

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