Written by Monkey Woods

Sunday, 18 June 2017

image for Homos, Lesbos, Psychos, Weirdos, Paedos Fucking paedo

Homos, homos, everywhere,
Can you see them?
Without a care
Trumped as 'normal'
Don't stand and stare!
Yeah, yeah, yeah...


Lesbos, lesbos, everywhere
Can you see them?
They don't care
Completely acceptable
"Let's be fair!"
Yeah, yeah, yeah...

Psychos, psychos, everywhere
Can you see them?
Going spare
Live and let live...
If you dare!
Yeah, yeah, yeah...

Weirdos, weirdos, everywhere
Can you see them?
Bright green hair!
I'm one, you're one
So is Cher!
Yeah, yeah, yeah...


Paedos, paedos, everywhere
Can you see them?
'On the air'
Now then! Now then!
No longer 'Sir'
Yeah, yeah, yeah...


The End

Woods 2017

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!
Topics: Homophobia
More by this writer
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story



Go to top
67 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more