Written by jansal

Thursday, 21 January 2010

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Tiger not to blame for infidelities- So many stories in so little time surrounding the many mistresses of the golfing legend.

Some stories coming to light on TheSpoof.com leave doubt as to who is the real father of the Woods' children.

If this were fact, instead of fiction, then Tiger may have just been "trying out his manhood" with all of these women in an attempt to see if his plumbing worked with others, if he thought it may have not worked with his wife.

Reports from some of the alleged mistresses said that "he never practiced safe sex", would attest to the fact that he was just "trying" to see if he was capable of being a father.

Perhaps his defense in his divorce proceedings could be that he wasn't actually having "fun" with all these women, but merely checking out his equipment, would be a good alibi.

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