Tired of the entire world laughing at him for being a childish nobody leading the USA into more and more embarrassments, President Barack Obama today published his autobiography to try and rescue his half-dead career, entitled 'Mein Kampf'. Here is an excerpt:
'The Jews are not to blame for our troubles, neither are the Communists, nor the Slavs. It's those British schweinhunds I blame! How dare they call the Fuhrer 'a feeble waffling token windbag'! I shall crush them with wave after wave of holidays abroad until they are destroyed! Just look at the Brit, a repulsive character, sneering at everything and everyone, and especially at Americans!
Never again will we fight a war on two fronts against the satirists of Britain and Canada. The Brit sits there and make money out of our brave morons - I mean brave troops, dying in the Middle East to keep British oil supplies safe. When I ever get any power I will vaguely bleat like a sheep about equal rights and do whatever they tell me to. For that is my destiny, to be a token bore that will do exactly what London and Paris tells me to.
My aims are clear. I will crush common sense, I will wipe out American security with fake terrorist alerts and more and more restrictive laws, I will act like a polite 10 year-old boy in 'The Little House on the Prairie', I will show the world that the USA is just a continent full of decadence. I will show those British just who really rules the world, and I don't mean Americans! In the New Order Americans will not realise that George Bush was quoting Adolf Hitler about that term, as they're so badly educated.
There must be a Final Solution of the British problem - they must be deported east to where they actually already are, and from where they deported millions of their unwanted citizens westwards to America, where Americans tried to learn to be British but never succeeded. Eva, stop singing Kylie Minogue songs!
Of course, when I launch my blitzkreig against the Britischers I expect full backup from the rest of the world, in case America loses yet another war. Well, let's just take that for granted.'
The feeblest country in the world that believes its own TV bullshit about being 'mighty', when it's really ruled by Britain, Israel and France. Barack Hussein Obama is a child.