Written by matwil

Monday, 28 December 2009

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'He looked nothing like Che Guevara, drove an 8 wheel van
Kept his guns above the fireplace, such a feeble man
The only survivor, of losing to Vietnam

Panic in Detroit, a bunch of drama queens
He should have stayed at home, 15 hours of fame
Panic in Detroit

They cried at US terror alerts, that bored the Brits back home
The police had stirred up mass hysteria, the British only laugh and yawn
A trickle of brain cells, are all the US has

Panic in Detroit, a bunch of drama queens
He should have stayed at home, 15 hours of fame
Panic in Detroit

Dressing in weird clothes the cops went to the plane
And found a nutcase there who acted half insane
Yanks screamed and ate burgers to calm themselves
And drove two yards to save their massive stomach girths

Having made a fool of themselves, the US cried and cried and cried
Imagine Yanks against the Irish, wiped out if they even tried
Scared of their own shadows, they'll soon be scared of the Moon

Panic in Detroit, a bunch of drama queens
He should have stayed at home, 15 hours of fame
Panic in Detroit

Panic in Detroit'

(words by IRA Provisional, music by UVF Maniac. Try taking them on for 30 years - real terrorists)

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