Written by Aisubeki Akiudo

Tuesday, 15 December 2009

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1. She wore a stupid skull number when visiting pikie capital South Shields

2. She dresses likea 14 year old girl who's just been shopping for herself for the 1st time

3. She beats up other women in nightclubs

4. She married a footballer - a totally cheap & chavvy thing to do

5. She has a stupid accent that you cannot take seriously.

6. She can't sing, and is only famous for having firm buttocks

7. She's so cheap, she even makes Danii Minogue look sophisticated

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