Written by matwil

Thursday, 10 December 2009

image for The Beatles' 'Birthday' by Jesus Christ brought out for Christmas Day Beatles fans burning copies of The New Testament in the Deep South

'They say it's my birthday
It isn't my birthday
They say it's my birthday
They're gonna make much money
If it was my birthday
Be happy birthday to me


Yes it is a Saturnalia party
Yes it is a Saturnalia party
Yes it is a Saturnalia party

The Pope would like you to dance (Birthday)
He takes a cha-cha-cha-chance (Birthday)
That you don't live in France (Birthday)
Where they know the truth ...

I was born in Janu'ry (Birthday)
Not on Christmas Day (Birthday)
That was Mithra's birthday (Birthday)
The huge Christmas lie!!

They say it's my birthday
To make you people pay
For gift cards and pressies
And turkeys and fir trees
They say it's my birthday
You've been had on this cold day'

(Words by Joseph Ratzinger, Music by Archbishop Lloyd-Canterbury, produced by Roman Empire, mixed by Saul Tarsus; managed by Calvi Ambrosia of Blackfriars; wine by Magdalene Weddings; shrouds by the Turin Proof Company;

resurrections by the Truth Disney Matter Corporation; virgin births by Virgin on the Ridiculous PLC; birthdays conveniently altered for money and control of millions across the world by Constantine Emperor).

Jesus is bigger than The Beatles now.

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