Written by IN SEINE

Monday, 7 December 2009

image for Statistics Not the same pink house, but a similar one

One day there was a guy who was driving down the road in his jeep on his way home from work and his car broke down.

He looked down the road and saw a pink house and decided that he would see if he could stay there for the night.

He walked up to the house and rang the pink door bell and a pink lady opened up the pink door. He asked her if he could spend the night and she said ok. So she lead him down a pink hallway, up the pink staircase, down another pink hallway and into a pink guest bedroom. She said that he could stay there.

Then another guy was driving down the same road and his car broke down in front of the same pink house. He went up to the house and rang the bell. The lady said he could stay there and lead him down a pink hallway into a pink living room, showed him a pink couch and said he could sleep there.

Then another guy came down the road and his car broke down. He asked the lady if he could stay there for the night. She lead him down the pink hallway up the pink stairs and down another pink hallway and into a pink den and showed him a chair and said he could sleep there.

The next morning all the guys went down the kitchen.

The lady asked them what they wanted for breakfast. She had pink cheerios, pink fruit loops and pink milk with pink bowls and pink spoons. The first guy said he wanted cheerios, the second wanted fruit loops. the third wanted cheerios.

What's the moral of the story?

2 out of 3 people like cheerios better than fruit loops.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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