Written by PP Rega

Saturday, 14 November 2009

image for The Italian Scallion "Oh, Luigi, not again. I need to sleep,"

Why Italian Mammas Make Their Sons Eat Their Veggies and Their Women Are Glad Of It

There once was an ugly Italian
Who would hourly consume a scallion.

One would think that his breath
Would drive his wife to death...

But, in bed, it made him a stallion.

The End

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