Written by matwil

Tuesday, 10 November 2009

image for 'Happy Xmas (War Ain't Over)' by John Winston Lennon released today 'Gold is the reason, for the wars we wage. Nothing changes, on New Year's Day'

'So this is Christmas
And what have we done
More lies and inventions
For old and for young

And so this is Christmas
A monstrous big lie
A faked resurrection
Pure pie in the sky

A very merry Christmas
A miserable New Year
Another Bethlehem curfew
Obama! We sneer

And so this is Christmas
For Yanks and by twos
Where killing makes profits
Let's censor the news

And so happy Christmas
As death squads we train
The Great Yankee Satan
Invented Hussein

Another dreadful Christmas
And a miserable New Year
Let's hope it's a good one
Fat chance for Gazans we fear

War ain't over, Yanks don't want that
War ain't over, now
War ain't over, Yanks don't want that
How do they sleep? Profit-a-bly


(Words and music by John Winston Lennon; Published by Wall Street Deathprofits Inc.)

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