Written by Madame Bitters

Sunday, 8 November 2009

image for Somewhat Popular Spoofer Jumps on the Christmas Carol Re-write Bandwagon Uncle Claude captures a Kodak moment.

In a pathetic attempt to become more popular and 'fit in', sometime Spoof writer and occasional giver of terrible advice, Madame Bitters has decided to try her hand at a Christmas Carol re-write.

Here is the fruit of her efforts:

Uncle Claude is Comin' to Town
(sung to the tune of Santa Claus is Coming to Town)

You'd better lock up the kiddoes to-day
A man in a van is headed your way
Uncle Claude is comin' to town!

He's got a big smile
He's handin' out toys
He's hot as can be for underage boys
Uncle Claude is comin' to town!

He lurks down by the playground
To watch the children play
He tries to give them candy, but the kids just run away

And if he strikes out
He doesn't much care
The Internet's filled with kiddie porn there
Uncle Claude is comin' to town!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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