Top Twelve New Bioengineering Project That Are Almost Ready!
12. Octopus that can change race car tires two at a time!
11. Popcorn kernels that can not only pop but poop out caramel covering.
10. Carrot that can do a really authentic sounding Elvis imitation.
9. Poker Playing Prairie Dogs that can also play the tuba, washboard and accordion!
8. A skunk that when flattened on the highway, gives off the pleasant odor of Old Spice.
7. A bear that shits in a port-o-potty but will 'hold it in' while in the woods.
6. Suicidal, 24-hour watch, suicidal sunflower.
5. A preying mantis that eats it's partner before sex.
4. Rats who love to play Russian Roulette & teach it to others.
3. Cabbage Head that can moderate Spoof Sites!
2. Turnip that sheds real blood.
1. A sponge that can bob over to your neighbors car and secretly absorb five gallons of gasoline from his car.