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Friday, 6 November 2009

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Top Twelve New Bioengineering Project That Are Almost Ready!

12. Octopus that can change race car tires two at a time!

11. Popcorn kernels that can not only pop but poop out caramel covering.

10. Carrot that can do a really authentic sounding Elvis imitation.

9. Poker Playing Prairie Dogs that can also play the tuba, washboard and accordion!

8. A skunk that when flattened on the highway, gives off the pleasant odor of Old Spice.

7. A bear that shits in a port-o-potty but will 'hold it in' while in the woods.

6. Suicidal, 24-hour watch, suicidal sunflower.

5. A preying mantis that eats it's partner before sex.

4. Rats who love to play Russian Roulette & teach it to others.

3. Cabbage Head that can moderate Spoof Sites!

2. Turnip that sheds real blood.

1. A sponge that can bob over to your neighbors car and secretly absorb five gallons of gasoline from his car.

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