Written by Bunsen Burner

Sunday, 18 October 2009

image for All I Ask Is Just A Moment Of Your Cyberspace Time Every donation helps-must try to give a bit more than this cunt!

Hey, I'm not asking for much. Just one brief moment in your cyberspace time. After that you can forget all about me. Just give me the chance to be noticed. I gotta be noticed. All my life I've sought the acceptance of others. I never really got it from my parents. They were too busy. And now they are gone I can't put that right.

But you, dear reader, are my saviour. You have the power deep within you to give me the recognition I deserve. If you can find it in your heart just to read this appeal then that will help.

One star will give a spoof writer a hearty breakfast. Two stars and they get a cup of tea to wash it down. Three stars and it's dinner at the Groucho. Four stars and a suite at the Ritz gives the writer a chance to really be creative. And, dear reader, five stars and we can send a spoof writer all expenses paid to the Bahamas.

Five stars. It's not much to ask is it?

This was an appeal on behalf of Spoofaid.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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