Written by nigmuncher

Friday, 16 October 2009

Wearing a Bluetooth Headset will not:

a) Make you look important.

b) Attract members of the opposite sex.

c) Attract members of the same sex.

d) Prevent you getting jabbed in the eye by inebriated members of the drinking classes.

e) Help you get through the checkout quicker whilst shopping at TESCO.

REMEMBER: It's not big, and it's not clever.

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