Written by Morse

Wednesday, 16 September 2009

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Milton, Ma/ Genealogy News - This wealthy upper middle class town is awash today with the late breaking rumour that the State's first Black Governor is actually the half brother of the Nation's first Black President!

Students of genealogy and political history, said the similarities are too close not to lend credence to the story just now starting to come out from here- to- for sealed birth registrations.

Consider these strange coincidences:

  • Both were plucked from obscurity after their father abandoned their mothers
  • Through affirmative action, community activists and taxpayer funded mandates both received sterling educations at private prep schools, which culminated in Harvard Degrees.
  • Both spent their formative years in Chicago which shaped their future political policies
  • Patrick lives in a $1.7 million estate with a swimming pool, while Ma. constituents had to suffer this summer when the state 'ran out of money' and couldn't maintain community pools.
  • Obama, while earning $66,000 a year as a state legislator, bought a $1.65M estate with the help of an indicted 'political fixer', and received a loan $900,000 over the Fannie Mae level due to some interesting Banking Manipulations.
  • Patrick has overseen Massachusetts 'one payer ' health care reform resulting the creation of yet another blood sucking bureaucracy in the Democratic State.

    The first year premiums went up 15%, last year it was up 28%, and today it was announced premiums for small business will rise yet again another 15% next year.

  • Obama has saturated the media with public appearances pushing 'his' one payer, government run health care plan, despite growing , vocal opposition from middle America and Small Business owners who are already threatened with overwhelming costs.
  • Patrick threw a lavish inaugural including seven (7) balls, ordered $11,000 drapes for his office, and traded in the Government Crown Vic for a Cadillac, this while cutting state services due to 'the economic crisis.' This led to his nickname 'Cadillac Deville' Patrick.
  • Obama broke the bank with his inaugural throwing open the city for a week of revelry, balls, and the promise of free gas and home mortgages, while skimping on porta potties. He also used some of the same speech Patrick used in his victory address when his teleprompter broke down. Patrick, responding to criticism said 'he axed' Obama to use his phrases (without attribution)
  • Patrick served on the board of a bank later accused of predatory lending practices, a charge that cost them a $325 million dollar fine. After he resigned 2 years later, he was accused while serving as Clinton Deputy Attorney General, of interceding on behalf of the bank during continuing investigations.
  • Obama started his calculated rise to the top of Chicago Politics working as a community organizer for ACORN, an organization that for years has used racial extortion, boycotts, and intimidation to subvert banking regulations, and directly aided the collapse of America's Financial Markets.
  • Unfolding ACORN investigations, provided they are led by independent council will continue to detail the systematic rape of the US taxpayer, and spread to additional groups staffed, supported, and funded by the Obama, Rham,Chicago Revolutionaries.
  • Patrick is now so universally disrespected by his own party, his re election is almost guaranteed to be a non starter.
  • Obama is being 'outed' on a daily basis as inept, in experienced, mean spirited and narcissistic. Odds are he will lose his majority in 2010, and his re election by 2012 at the current pace of self destruction, is certainly not assured.
  • Both have signed multi million dollar book deals while in office
  • Patrick/Obama: At this point, both are set for life; both of their wives are attorneys and they have achieved their goal of cracking the foundation of American Capitalism. They will be more than content to take their millions and continue to profit from the companies already in place to reap the harvest of their back room Chicago Deals.

A four square block on Chicago's South Side is currently being cleared for a new Presidential Library, with completion scheduled in time for the 2016 Chicago Olympics.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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