Boogertown Sunday News
Fight Backstage During Child's Puppet Play At Brother Verber's Church!
A violent fight broke out on stage or behind the stage at the Green Boogertown Missionary River Church, headed by Brother Verber Sunday after a big sneeze, then a couple of slaps heard behind the curtain puppeteers.
'Froggie and Punch' drew backward, suddenly disappearing with the single word, "Bitch!" overheard and the resident 'Bad Man' disappeared with them.
'Big Good Man' tried keeping the show going with a song entitled "Blessing The Sneezer", while a search was being conducted backstage by a few called-in Boogertown Police officers was arranged.
They have now found that Punch was the culprit after getting accidentally being splattered by "Froggie's" sudden sneeze and he is being held in custardy.
Punch will next be subjected to appearing before 'Judge Judy' next Thursday.