Written by Mig93

Friday, 21 August 2009

The Oscars are definetly one of the most prestigious awards in movie history. This year, we've seen some really great movies and now the buzz is rising on which ones will steal the jury's hearts.

The Few York Times, in a special and exclusive report, wrote that "next year's Oscars are going to be different, not only with the newly-changed categories but also with who the winners might be, some young talents maybe" stating that some "Disney divas might witness their wildest dream come true as actresses".

Uhm... What do they mean by that? Well, we have made a little research and here's what we think about it:

First, there's Hilary Duff (who worked with Disney on Lizzie McGuire, Cadet Kelly and The Lizzie McGuire Movie) who might get her first Academy Award nomination as Best Actress for her role as Lucy in the indie teen drama, What Goes Up. Sources say "the jury considered her for Best Supporting Actress last year when she did War, Inc. and they put her on the long list but she didn't make it. This year, however, not only she will get a nomination, she might eventually win!".

Second, there's Megan Fox (who worked with Disney on Confessions of A Teenage Drama Queen; co-starring good-girl-gone-bad Lindsay Lohan) who also might be receiving her first nom Academy Award nomination as Best Actress for her role as Makayla in the action-packed blockbuster, Transformers 2.

Last but not least, Miley Cyrus (who worked with Disney on Hannah Montana and Hannah Montana: The Movie) and who might win something really special... An insider told us she is already considered for Best Worst Actress and her Karma Banana movie for Best Worst Movie; oh, and there's her song, "The Clime" which will be nominated for All-Time Worster Than Worst Original Song.

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