Written by walter

Friday, 21 August 2009

This miserable courageous woman is acquitted of all charges; therefore, she is free to go. But the rest of you pigs must walk all the way down the same route poor Yusef took in the middle of the night with no shoes on. I chain you all together and padlock the chain, including this man. Now he, shouted at Yusef's boss, "Step forward." The man obediently stepped forward and Major handcuffed him. Then continued:

You woman, I'll give you a ride to your hometown while these so-called men start their journey. Now, turning to the criminals, he said, "On my way back, I wait for you all chained camels at the foot of the White Hill in the morning to unlock you. Understood? All agreed. Major securely chained the men camel-wise and led them out of the cave. Put the money he had collected into the pocket of Yusef's boss and bade them go.

Before driving the jeep, he collected the handguns belonging to the culprits and placed them in a sack. Then, took some dynamites, detonators and his shotgun. Let the woman sit in the front seat and drove off. On his way, dumped the guns in a deep ditch and detonated them all. Let the woman off, where it was convenient for her. On his way back to the base camp, Antonius stopped at the white hill for the chained men to arrive. When they arrived, he freed them one by one, while holding his shotgun ready to shoot. Then, sat in the jeep. Yusef's boss, raised his hand, "Sir, I have a question. Why did you chain me, too." Major replied, "Because I did not trust you. Besides, you pigs have to live together. You might have been persuaded by them to act foolishly. The chain saved your life."

End

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