Written by Frankie The J

Sunday, 2 August 2009

image for Fr. Francois' Confessional #06 Mrs. Stumped overwhelmed by the stink

Dear Fr. Francois:

I am a 31-year-old plumber from FugginCold, MN. I think of myself as a good Roman Catholic. I am a member of the Knights of Columbus. I have a big sword, too!

My problem is that I can't get my wife to perform oral sex on me. She says "It stinks!" What can I do to make oral sex more desirable for her?

Signed,
Stumped


Dear Stumped:

Take a fucking bath once in a while.

Blessings,
Fr. Francois Dubois, S.J.

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