Top 15 Jobs Still Available:
15. Boa Constrictor Neuterer
14. Limburger Cheesemaker
13. Obama's Official Tail Wiper
11. Fart Analyst
10. Circus Freak
9. Sperm Collector
8. Restroom Janitor at the Big Chili Cookoffs
7. Stuntman for Suicide Bombers
6. McDonald's Employee
5. Tyson Chicken Chaser
4. Buzzard Feeder
3. Calendar Photographer For Miss Nude Nursing Home Resident, 2010.
2. Hillary Clinton's Personal Jester
1. Hosing Out Rear Ends of Constipated Race Horses.
There are plenty of jobs. You need to get out there and claim them.