Written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 23 July 2009

image for Zydeco Dupree Talkin' About Chaz Bono

Louisiana Cajun-Creole stand up comedian Zydeco Dupree is currently performing in The Snip Snip Lounge at the Motel Six in Trinidad, Colorado. Trinidad is considered to be the Sexual Reassignment Surgery Capital of The World. Shown at the right is a recent photo of Chastity Bono, a female, who has now become Chaz Bono, a male.

HERE IS A PART OF ZYDECO DUPREE'S TRINIDAD ACT.


Okay folks, now let me see if I can get this all straight now. Chaz Bono, Sonny and Cher's little girl was born Chastity Bono, a biological female.

And Chastity recently had SRS (Sexual Reassignment Surgery), which is a euphemism for SCO or a 'Sex Change Operation.'

So now the former Chastity Bono and now the latter day Chaz Bono is now in essence a biological man who I heard on CNN now has a biological girl for a girlfriend.

So then if Chaz were to say find Adam Lambert sexually desirable does that make Chaz who is now a straight guy or at the very least perhaps a bisexual guy, gay again?

And if Adam, who admits that he is gay, finds Chaz physically attractive does that make Adam even more gay than he already is, less gay than he is, or status quo gay?

And have you gotten a good look at Chaz Bono. Wow, the new guy looks like he could be the biological son of Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck, assuming of course that there was some scientific way that the Limbster and the Beckster could have a child together.

And, now speaking of Rushmouth. If Chaz was Rushmouth's biological son and the Limbster found him (Chaz) attractive would that mean that the possible element of incest would now come into the highly messed up picture or would that fall under the 'Don't Ask - Don't Tell Three Second Rule?'

And now if...nope. That's enough. My head is hurtin' way too much already.

But if any of y'all can figure it out please let me know.

Email me at www.???????.com

And let me just leave you with these words from Dick "The Dick" Cheney who yelled out to 78-year-old Harry Whittington after he had shot him while bird hunting down in Texas, "Why the hell didn't you duck Harry, you dumb, stupid Republican twit."



Zydeco Dupree is a graduate of Jean Lafitte University in Lafayette Louisiana. When he is not on the road performing he can be seen at The Coushatta War Party Land O' Gumbo Riverboat Casino in Lake Charles.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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