Written by Earl Grey

Thursday, 9 July 2009

image for Nick Griffin In Europe. Diary "Andrew, Where Are We Going Again?"

Monday

Met up with Andrew for our journey to Brussles. On the Eurostar train and nobody else in the same carriage. I congratulated Andrew on his booking an empty carriage. "Er, actually boss it's an empty train. Nobody wanted to travel with us." I laughed at his wonderful joke.


Tuesday


Went out for a drink in Brussels. But there was a shortage of beer. Every bar I came to didn't have any left. I blame the left wing unions for taking industrial action. Andrew said "Actually, none of them will serve us because they hate Nazis". Andrew is so funny.

Wednesday

Today I went to Parliament. what a historic day. I wanted to form an alliance but Parliament was empty. They were all probably on holiday. Andrew says that they were all out because they hate us. Sometimes Andrew can be a bit daft.


Thursday


I hate Andrew, He should have warned me that it was going to be like this. I want to go back to being a loser on the political outskirts.

All I want is the right to be heard. But no, they have a load of shitty laws about freedom and democracy.

Cheered myself up by having dinner with Max and Bernie from F1. My kind of people.

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