12. Keep announcing "The Geek Has Left The Room!"
11. Go as a Wookie with a taped loud Wookie sound you set off whenever someone tells you that Wookies were in Star WARS!!
10. "Ever hear a Ferengi fart?"
9. Go up to a Seven Of Nine as say, "I've known Seven of Nine, All Nine of Nine were friends of mine. But you Madame, are no Seven of Nine!"
8. Set joy buzzer in hand on "Stun!"
7. Go as Mork from Ork and keep going "Nanu, Nanu!"
6. Wear a split red ball on your nose and warn everyone that "The Bozone layer is disappearing!"
5. "Did you know that Vulcans raise their eyebrows when they ejaculate?"
4. Go to the mike and announce, "I'm sorry but I've shit on the holodeck. It came on me sudden-like."
3. Place small stars or angels on the tips of Spock's ears.
2. Keep asking the ladies, "Is that a Tribble in my pocket or am I just glad to see you?"
1. Keep greeting everyone with hand gesture of just your little finger away from the rest and say, "Big Dong and Prosper!"