In order to boost morale after yet another unfulfilled apocalyptic prophecy of nuclear proportions, members of the Movement To Hallow Earth After Destruction in Boogertown(B-T-HEAD/BOTOWN) emerged from their compound and walked down the road apiece, stumbling into trees and falling over each other as they adjusted to daylight, to Rudy's Bar in Booger Green for Happy Hour -- $2 beers, $3 drinks and $5 frozen margaritas, plus free all-you-can-eat peanuts, popcorn and Doritos.
After much drinking and proselytizing, and proselytizing and drinking, the group headed back to their bunker to inventory their arsenal, and to re-figure the exact starting date of the impending doom and cataclysmic events that will ultimately lead to the destruction of life as we know it.
They agreed to work out their leadership schisms prior to their imminent rise to universal domination in a new world order, particularly between Brother Ezra Jonah Zebulon Smith and Ezekiel Jebediah Nebuchadnezzer Jones.
Anyone wishing to join the group, write to:
SHE'S GONNA BLOW!
Boogertown, Tennessee 33768