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Sunday, 5 July 2009

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12. Shut the desk drawer on your balls. Twice.

11. None of the guys will believe all those wild weekend stories ever again.

10. Not only will the boss "see your ass in here early Friday morning" but everything else.

9. Coffee spills.

8. Your boobs are cross-eyed.

7. Immediately you get the new nickname, "Shorty".

6. Extra hard to ease one out without also faking a loud sneeze which causes you to blast one even louder.

5. At lunch, everything you try to eat has hair in it.

4. New guy there just 2 weeks promoted that very day to be your boss after you've been there ten years.

3. Too easy to see who's your favorite among the secretaries.

2. Probably be even worse than that dream you've been having since you were 18.

1. Everyone getting into hot cars at end of the day sounds like all the maniacs have been loosed from the asylum.

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