Written by walter

Wednesday, 17 June 2009

o You look very angry.
o Do you know why I am angry?
o No, Sir.
o You deceived my uncle, right on that boulder, Yusef; do you remember him?
o Now, I do, sir. For the same reason I would like for you to have me.
o Will that suffice?
o Of course, not. Your uncle lost his flock.
o What was your share?
o Nothing, Sir. I am a whore. They have hired me to do the job. I get a fixed pay. How could I prove it to you? Take me and have mercy on me.
o You wretched creature still believe you can allure me. Listen, woman, I do not sleep with all woman. Now, the woman interrupted him:
o OK. You can have anal or oral sex with me. Major shouted at him:
o Shut up. Wish you could understand me. I know it is a waist of breath. No. I do not sleep with you. Wish someone had taught me all this when I was younger. Now, I have other things to do first.

Next, he gagged her and took the woman to the winter stable; chained her neck to the wall and blindfolded her. The last thing he did was checking her shoes, but he let her wear her shoes.

Then, he came back to the man and moved him to the winter stable. First, he chained his neck to an eyehook bolt, firmly set in the cement wall. Then, Major removed the gag, and asked the man:
o Do you know who I am?
o No, Sir.
o I am Yusef's nephew. The man's eyeballs almost popped out. Then, the man said:
o Sir, I am ready to make it up to you at whatever cost you ask. Please have mercy on me.
o I need his money right now.
o I do not carry that amount of cash on me.
o But I do need it now.
o Like I said I do not carry that money on me. Now, Major kicked him in the stomach. The man cried "Please, don't hurt me. I can arrange it later". Major gave him another hard kick.
o If you kill me a dead man cannot make it up to you.
o Now, tell me what your plan was.
o What plan?
o Stealing my flock.
o Well, if you had gone donkey riding, then, I would have driven the herd down the hill.
o Alone?
o Excuse me? Now, Major gave him another kick.
o OK. The plan was to set up a campfire and burn some bushes to make a column of smoke. Then, my friends would rush up and we all would have led the flock down the hill.
o Where are your friends? The man refused to answer, but Major's kick made him talk.
o OK. They are in the car behind the red hill.
o Then what?
o What do you mean? Another kick in the abdomen made him talk.
o OK. Then we would have called the truck driver who is on the main road waiting for the call.
o Where is the truck parked.
o Two miles to the north.
(to be continued)

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