Written by Bureau

Monday, 8 June 2009

Reality TV star Denise Richards reveals she's had three boob jobs so far:

"I was only 19 at the time, and my roommate had the best boobs ever, and she had just had hers done for her.

"Meanwhile, I was flat as a board, and I thought 'Whoa, you can just BUY them.' and I stupidly had them done! Then I even more stupidly had them done again.

"The next guy put bigger ones in, and it was not good because they were a D.

"I was young and should have researched this whole thing better. You know, I had had three by then and it was a big mistake. I knew that just as soon as I got home and looked at myself in the mirror.

"'You stupid lady', I told myself. 'You're only supposed to have two!'"

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