Written by Bureau

Sunday, 7 June 2009

In a surprise visit to Japan, Vice President Joe Biden visited the presidential palace as well as the Japanese Diet and made a short speech to the gathered assembly.

"We have been hearing that our friends here in Japan are extremely uncomfortable about North Korea developing an atomic bomb."

"Let me assure you, one and all, to tell your people that they have nothing to worry about."

"Just as soon as we hear of any such bombings, the US will strike back immediately if not sooner as they say. hee hee."

"So tell your people to put their minds at ease about the nuclear progress in Pyongpang. I got that name right, didn't I?"

"You and I both know that a nation would have to be filled with complete idiots to ever EVER use an atomic bomb for any reason!"

"I just wanted to come here in person and set your minds at ease. I thank you."

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