Written by Bureau

Thursday, 4 June 2009

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart and their stunt doubles may have done too good of a job as they're now confusing their own fans by out-thinking the press. Perhaps it would also help to call a news conference before these guys get so upset they will turn against them.

If you think the Paparazzi are mixed up, check this bit of recent fan dialogue someone has sent out, after copying parts of it from a fan site earlier this week:


WOW! I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE SEEING THEM TOGETHER!!!!! THE HOTTEST COUPLE AROUND!!!!
June 02, 2009 07:20 PM
Posted by: Anonymous June 02, 2009 07:23 PM

Posted by: Anonymous
HOTTEST COUPLE IS RIGHT!! but...isn't she with Michael Angarano? can somebody help me here...anybody???
June 02, 2009 07:25 PM
Posted by: Carol

She hasn't been with Michael for quite awhile, I think. He wasn't at the Awards show the other night I heard. She just never issued a press release about their break-up because she doesn't have to. She's private. Rob and Kristen are the hottest young couple. I hope they last. They seem adorable together. I've got to see them three times!!! :)))))

June 02, 2009 07:50 PM
Posted by: Anonymous

me too, i so agreed with you Anoymous :D Bow wow wow! or is it, bite bite neck??
June 02, 2009 07:53 PM
Posted by: HR
The girl in the tight pants and green top isn't Kristen you morons! Look close, it's a double! :(((

June 02, 2009 08:08 PM
Posted by: Anonymous
Yeah I second that anonymous !. No wonder the paparazzi has the rear end! Still, that would be a great job.

June 02, 2009 08:18 PM
Posted by: cindy
Who's this girl with the dark green hoodie?? She's not Nikki.right? It has to be the double. Any names?

June 02, 2009 08:29 PM
Posted by: Anonymous
yeah the girl in green top and black tights certainly isn't kristen... nice ass though..lol..who is that ..nikki??..i need to see more...or that other actress in Twilight??
June 02, 2009 08:42 PM

Posted by: HR
The girl in behind the vehicle door is Kristen....skinny jeans and the sneakers she wore to the awards!!! I was staying skeptical but now I'm convinced!! I'm squealing with excitement! :)
June 02, 2009 08:53 PM

Posted by: Anonymous
i don't think it's nikki, she's bigger built...anyway, such a killjoy ..lol..don't want her there..lol..whoever she is..

June 02, 2009 09:04 PM
Posted by: HR
Well she ruined the moment for me .... lol is rob smiling to kristen inside the car??

June 02, 2009 09:15 PM

Posted by: HR

The first 20 plus pics is Kristen for sure!! Check out the legs and feet, Kristen's (sneakers from the
awards..remember? Oh,

I guess they could fake that too.

June 02, 2009 09:27 PM
Posted by: Anonymous


Posted by: JJ can't tell the stars without a program!! I think they will release authentic pics and hold a press conference soon.

June 02, 2009 9:45 PM

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