Written by chimp-o-matic 2.0

Monday, 25 May 2009

image for Republicans cheer for Obama is going to be GONE in 2010 Dick Chenney announces to be Vice President AGAIN!!!

Today, former Republican VP Dick Chenney announced his candidacy for being a Vice-President again. The former VP was against Obama for the Guantanimo Bay closure and for his actions to the economy.

Top 10 reasons Chenney is happy that Obama's going away:

  1. Obama's bad ecconomic ideas
  2. Biased - Brings more rights to blacks than whites
  3. Horrible VP
  4. Guatanimo Bay closure
  5. Smiles TOO MUCH
  6. Untidy
  7. Goes away from Washington TOO MUCH
  8. Stole Bob the Builder's chant "Yes we can!"
  9. Mental sick
  10. He is a terrorist!!!

Chenney also says "He makes too much Obamaisms"

Other notable opponents to Obama:

  • George Bush
  • John McCain
  • Paris Hilton
  • Bo (Obama's dog)
  • Joe Biden

Reviews from two of those guys:

George Bush:
When people elected Obama, they chose destruction to America. He isn't going to save the ecconomy. He is instead freeing terrorists from 2001 (the same ones that destroyed New York).

John McCain:
I would be a better president because

  1. I would actually save the ecconomy
  2. Not biased
  3. Keep terrorists in prison
  4. Better use of the money
  5. Not like Osma bin Laden

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